Trapped drunk driver opens another beer as awaits rescue

AUCKLAND

Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:01pm EDTRelated NewsPRESS DIGEST-New Zealand newspapers - June 10

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Tue, Jun 8 2010AUCKLAND (Reuters) - A drunk driver trapped after overturning his car cracked open another can of beer while he waited for emergency crews to rescue him, a New Zealand court was told.
Oddly Enough Paul Nigel Sneddon, 47, pleaded guilty to careless driving and drunken driving after being nearly three times over the legal alcohol limit in a district court in the city of Palmerston North, the Dominion Post newspaper reported on Wednesday.
Police found Sneddon, a former baker, trapped in his overturned Ford Laser on June 1, drinking a can of beer after he failed to take a corner properly and crashed through a wooden barrier, flipping his vehicle.
Defense lawyer Peter Young said that when Sneddon found he could not open the doors, "he had nothing else to do at that point, so he had another beer."
When asked by police how much he had consumed, Sneddon replied: "Plenty, I've been drinking for four days straight."  Sneddon, who is estranged from his wife, told the Wellington- based newspaper that he went on a drinking binge after losing his job at a bakery on the same day that he heard his father was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Judge Gregory Ross fined him NZ$1,100 (US$780) and disqualified him from driving for 10 months. It was his first offence.

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Land O'Lakes woman accused of fighting boyfriend over last beer

LAND O'LAKES — At 8:30 Wednesday night, a 53-year-old man sat in a chair, drinking the last beer in the house.
His girlfriend wanted it.
Elizabeth Breeden, 41, "went off" on him and tried to grab it out of his hand at their home on McKaig Lane in Land O'Lakes, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.
He wouldn't let go.
Breeden ripped the Natural Light can in half, spilling the lager on her boyfriend, his chair and the floor, a report states. The boyfriend stood up. Breeden slapped him in the face. Then she kicked him in the groin, authorities said.
Breeden told a deputy that her boyfriend kicked her and threw beer on her, which is why she ripped the can in half.
She was arrested and charged with domestic battery. This is her 18th arrest since 1999 — with charges such as possession of cocaine, shoplifting, fraud and failing to appear in court, according to the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.
The boyfriend told authorities he started dating Breeden in February and she moved in with him in May. He didn't want to press charges, the report states.
As of Thursday, Breeden was being held at the Pasco County jail in lieu of $1,000 bail. The report said Breeden was "extremely intoxicated" and there were "numerous Natural Light beer cans in the trash can."

HAPPY JUNE BEAVER BIRTHDAYS

Smokin', RX and Porker Beavers, we celebrate you!

WHAT DOES BEAVER TASTE LIKE?

• Think of beef pot roast and then add a slightly gamey flavor.
• Kind of a greasy, dark meat texture like moose or bear. I've had it where it tasted from gamey to mild, I don't know what made the difference.
• It all depends what happened before you're eating it!

FRIED BEAVER RECIPE

1 small beaver (20 lbs.), cleaned and skinned, cut into serving pieces, strips or cubes

6 slices bacon

1 tsp. seasoning salt  

Remove fat from beaver and soak overnight in cold water. Drain. Cook in small amount of water until tender, then fry with bacon and seasoning salt. Variation: substitute hickory-smoked seasoning salt for plain seasoning salt.

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Message from your Head Beaver

Hey folks.....awesome job last night!!!!!! Looked a little dicey there in the beginning when they went up 1-0 in the first. But man, did we come back!!!!!! Ange came back with 2 homers, one 3 run and one two run. All of the hitting, spectacular!!!!!

Actually, we have been playing extremely well all season long. Let's keep the undefeated season going!

Take care, all.

Go Beavers!!!!!!

Beavers play to WIN!!!!

Nice job last night......final score 14-2, another win for us!

Next week's game, 6/10/10, is at 6:15.

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